[Who:] Severus Snape, Martha Jones, and James Potter [Complete] and Sirius Black and James Potter [ONGOING]
[What:] Look what the cat dragged in.
[When:] Day 53, four in the morning
[Where:] 43 Main Street
[Warnings:] Semi-public drunkenness, domestic disturbance, and property damage. More to follow.

( I solemnly swear I am up to...Where the hell are my keys? )

[Who:] James Potter and Sirius Black
[What:] Bromance rekindled, in the flesh
[Where:] The Cinema
[When:] Day 52, evening

( Cut to Shield You from the Awesome )

Funny story. Stop me if you've heard it before. One minute, I'm in my flat with a very inappropriate and adult series of events in play which are hereby censored from this journal broadcast. The next minute, I'm standing in this room with one Mr. Gregory West. Picture it, if you will: I'm trying to secure my trousers and he's telling me I'm ( Read more... )

Who: Severus Snape, James Potter
What: Face to face meeting
When: Day 52; Shortly after Snape leaves the medical office.
Where: Between the medical office and the garage.

( Cut for your convenience. )

[Hastily scrawled in that familiar handwriting of his, because he is clearly not thinking straight enough at the moment to make this a private conversation:]

Devlin, is this your idea of a joke? I sign your contract and the next day you bring that arrogant swine here?

...

How lucky for me I have my wand, wouldn't you agree?

So... this is kind of weird.  I wish that Sirius was here, I'm sure between the two of us we could figure something out. Sure I have this tape thingy telling me that I am not real--that I am made up to amuse someone.  Whatever. Like someone could imagine both me AND Sirius ( Read more... )